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[zweihandler]

ok so here's the skinny

this place is great and all right? like free food and housing and fucking sky boats. that's all pretty tight. a gay can live with that.

but is anyone else going absolutely fucking wild about all the stuff from home that's not here??? i'm wasting away. I'm gonna die.

what kind of godforsaken place doesn't have bofa???

Comments

[zweihandler]

not boba. BOFA.
i'm not surpassed surprised you've never heard of it. It's pretty exclusive.

[sarapphic]

Really? Is it some regional thing?

[zweihandler]

nailed it.
it's a big hit in verdette apparently

[sarapphic]

Oh, really...? Makes me miss some stuff from home, too.
I really miss eetah.

[zweihandler]

yeah me too hey quick question where are you rn

[ that's weirdly terse, even for Erina ]

[sarapphic]

Wait, have you had eetah?
Are you old enough? I thought the laws were different in Verdette.

[JUST GONNA

NOT ANSWER THAT]

[zweihandler]

I'll hunt and corner you like a dog, Sara. Just make this easy on both of us.

[sarapphic]

Good luck, nerd.
How can you find me when even I have no idea where I am?

[zweihandler]

you got lost AGAIN?????

[sarapphic]

You call it lost, I call it exploring!

[zweihandler]

I'm flashing forward to the headlines as we speak. "Sarangerel's body was never found."

[sarapphic]

Nope.
Did you know the people here just give out free food?
It's awesome.

[that may be because people just. like sara. because she's nice and friendly and charming.]

[zweihandler]

it's wack honestly. there's some serious post scarcity shit going on here.
I told the dude at the coffee place I liked his tie so he gave me my order on the house like ?????
I have no idea how he makes a profit giving out coffee under flimsy pretenses like that but who am I to question the stability of a slappin accessory based economy

[sarapphic]

Isn't it great?
I'm at like 200% sync with this place.
I wish I could bring my family here.

[zweihandler]

i don't even wanna imagine all ur kiblings yeeting themselves all over. this place is hazardous to children my dude

[sarapphic]

No way! It would be great. They're good kids!