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[zweihandler]

ok so here's the skinny

this place is great and all right? like free food and housing and fucking sky boats. that's all pretty tight. a gay can live with that.

but is anyone else going absolutely fucking wild about all the stuff from home that's not here??? i'm wasting away. I'm gonna die.

what kind of godforsaken place doesn't have bofa???

Comments

un: sailormoonlight

[sarapphic]

Oh, I know a place where you can get some! It's really tasty, too.
By the way, it's spelled 'boba'.

[zweihandler]

not boba. BOFA.
i'm not surpassed surprised you've never heard of it. It's pretty exclusive.

[sarapphic]

Really? Is it some regional thing?

[zweihandler]

nailed it.
it's a big hit in verdette apparently

[sarapphic]

Oh, really...? Makes me miss some stuff from home, too.
I really miss eetah.

[zweihandler]

yeah me too hey quick question where are you rn

[ that's weirdly terse, even for Erina ]

[sarapphic]

Wait, have you had eetah?
Are you old enough? I thought the laws were different in Verdette.

[JUST GONNA

NOT ANSWER THAT]

[zweihandler]

I'll hunt and corner you like a dog, Sara. Just make this easy on both of us.

[sarapphic]

Good luck, nerd.
How can you find me when even I have no idea where I am?

[zweihandler]

you got lost AGAIN?????

[sarapphic]

You call it lost, I call it exploring!

[zweihandler]

I'm flashing forward to the headlines as we speak. "Sarangerel's body was never found."

[sarapphic]

Nope.
Did you know the people here just give out free food?
It's awesome.

[that may be because people just. like sara. because she's nice and friendly and charming.]

[zweihandler]

it's wack honestly. there's some serious post scarcity shit going on here.
I told the dude at the coffee place I liked his tie so he gave me my order on the house like ?????
I have no idea how he makes a profit giving out coffee under flimsy pretenses like that but who am I to question the stability of a slappin accessory based economy

[sarapphic]

Isn't it great?
I'm at like 200% sync with this place.
I wish I could bring my family here.

[zweihandler]

i don't even wanna imagine all ur kiblings yeeting themselves all over. this place is hazardous to children my dude

[sarapphic]

No way! It would be great. They're good kids!

[dobonhonkeros]

right it's insane!!! i'm honestly struggling out here
but there's soooo much wild stuff they have here that i wouldn't have DREAMED of ever having at home
OOOOH ERINA have you seen henway yet????

[zweihandler]

[ this is definitely a trap ]

nope, I've been crazy busy tracking down bofa
tell me about it

[dobonhonkeros]

it's like ummm
okay so you know the way they lit the lights up for that festival?
and they were on the bridges and on the boats in all the places that you use to get from one place to another?

[zweihandler]

yeah yeah keep talking

[ the SUSPICIOUS SQUINT energy coming off this text is real and tangible. ]

[powersteep]

I know, right? At least there's a butfer.

[zweihandler]

[ in like size 20px font: ]

DO NOT

[acedious]

[ ]

.......I'm sorry?

[zweihandler]

what about this post is unclear my guy

[acedious]

Perhaps a simple cultural difference. However, I'm not sure I really understand what you're referring to in your post...

[zweihandler]

wait, you mean bofa???
am I going insane??????!!!!!!! Have you seriously never heard of bofa????????

[acedious]

...No? I can honestly say I have never heard of it before.

What, pray tell, is bofa?

1/you'll see

[zweihandler]

oh it's pretty basic really it's just

[zweihandler]

BOFA

[zweihandler]

DEEZ

[zweihandler]

NUTS

[sarapphic]

rip this guy

[dobonhonkeros]

f

[nijistaryume]

bofa is still around? :o
i thought ppl would get tired of it www
i guess maybe its eternal idk ive only been in iden for ummm i dont think its a year yet + now im here instead

[zweihandler]

bofa is eternal, never ending and will never die
the more it is questioned, the stronger it becomes.

[nijistaryume]

i wonder where it came from anyway
did it actually come from before the internet??